Asia'H Epperson was booted out of American Idol last week and rightly so as she has been terrible since getting through to the top 12, continually ignoring Cowell's advice to stop singing the big songs which are not suitable for her lack of range and power. During the auditions, Asia'H Epperson banked big time on her own personal tragedy where her dad died unfortunately before she made it there and it has actually been on that angle that she has gained attention, not to mention baring some skin like her well toned midriff. Epperson's flighty demeanour has also meant the boys over the world getting the hots for her and it was no surprise that she started glamming it up with all sorts of ridiculously loud outfits and not working on her singing which was deteriorating.
Asia'H Epperson never had much of a voice - definitely the gravelly tone was attractive and most suitable for slow deep ballads but singing Whitney Houston and other big tunes would always lead to her downfall. In short, Asia'H Epperson sucked and never really stood a chance at being American Idol in this season 7. What will be next for the flighty waitress - would she be picked up for vocal coaching and a recording contract, or maybe some sex scandal involving Asia'H Epperson might be waiting in the shadows in the future with all the lurid details of her personal life.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Asia'H Epperson Is Terrible
Monday, March 3, 2008
Amanda Overmyer Nude Photos
News is that the American Idol season 7 top 12 finalist Amanda Overmyer has some racy hot photos making the rounds online, including an alleged DUI mugshot. Why is it that contestants like her have these things but the really hot ones like Asia'H Epperson has not made an appearance in hot photos yet? The raspy voiced and screaming Janis Joplin copy might surprise many with her loud physical appearance and biker girl in nurse drag image but after hearing her horrible performance in last week's round, you really wonder if anyone would really be interested in these photos.
It might also be a quick opportunity to boost her profile and image and celebrity status with these Amanda Overmyer nude pictures as she has quickly dropped in standard and quality in performances on American Idol. She no longer is a favorite of Simon Cowell and it was only with the aid of ear plugs that many viewers' ears were saved from early deafness.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Will David Archuleta Win American Idol Season 7?
Every time David Archeluta gets mentioned on American Idol season 7, the crowd (or basically, the girls and women) go absolutely berzerk and scream for the young one. What is even more amazing is that this future celebrity pop star, definitely has the goods to make it - great singing voice, great vocals, nice charming "Oh gee" personality, and (so far) really down to earth and humble. Not to mention that super celebrity megawatt smile - bound to knock every woman off her feet and if Paula Abdul says that she wants to cuddle you, it simply means she wished that David Archuleta was a little bit older so that she can continue being the next Diana Ross. And loving that rearview mirror angle tells you just what position Paula really loves. The rendition of John Lennon's "Imagine" was simply superb with all the fine nuances of vocal styling and the rest of the contestants have to learn something from this little guy - all that soul at such a young age.
The closest guys that come close to David Archuleta are, in my opinion, Michael Johns and David Hernandez, and it doesn't just come down to vocals. Michael Johns has soul, albeit a little stiff. He has to choose his songs wisely though, and pick some catchier songs, else no matter how good your voice is, it'll come across as boring. David Hernandez is pretty smooth, but what I like about him is his willingness to improve and learn, unlike some of the other contestants who are obviously full of themselves and think they really have fans and have already made the big time. If Hernandez keeps working hard and picking the right songs, he should go far.
Now guys like David Cook and Chickezie Ezie have to take a page out from Archeluta's book of good manners and humility. Americans love a little brashness and arrogance to their guys, but overdoing it simply comes across as right jerks and no matter how much you hate Simon Cowell for his frank opinions, the guy has been in the business long enough and survived enough knocks to school these boys right. David Cook and Ezie were pretty dumb with their attitudes towards the judge and while they sang well enough to get through to the next round, they won't go far enough to win more fans than their own circle of friends if they go on shooting their mouths off and not take criticism constructively.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Top 12 Men - Who's Got It?
Simon Cowell's favorite phrase of the night was who's got it, who doesn't? So who's got it and who doesn't in the Top 12 Men for American Idol Season 7? Before the results are revealed tomorrow night, I've decided to list which male contestants would be safe, which would be in for the drop and who are the next celebrity in waiting from this competition.
One of the shoo-ins for the next round would be David Archeluta. Honestly, I never quite got into the kid before this episode, but he really brought it on and you can be sure that the girls will all be screaming for David Archeluta pictures and news now. The kid's a natural on the stage and actually does have a really good mature singing vocal. And precocious might be a little bit light to describe him - he's incredibly likable and while it doesn't spell good news for celebrity gossip and scandal media hounds, it means he should be able to concentrate on the competition and do well.
Michael Johns was disappointing even though the judges generally liked him. I thought he was a little pitchy although he's still by far one of the better vocalists on American Idol this season and has a mature stage presence. The rest of the guys did not impress me that much, except maybe that Robbie Carrico ex boyband member turned rocker wannabe. Danny Noriega made a really bad song choice - Elvis tunes are great but a real no no on American Idol I feel. Especially with a strong field of male contestants this season 7. And I'm not too sure what the big deal about David Cook is - kinda arrogant and seems to think he might be on the straight path to stardom and celebrity status. He should really get rid of that hair too. It doesn't look too great on him, but that's just my opinion.
Guys whom I think would be one of those who might be eliminated this week would be Chikezie (pitchy, boring), Luke Menard (weak vocal), and Garrett Haley (forgettable although you gotta give the boy credit for being positive with criticism). They can sing to a certain respectable extent but not material for American Idol. I would be surprised if they get past the Top 6 guys in the coming weeks for this season.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Scandals Start To Rear Heads
The American Idol top 24 finalists enjoyed a night out and wild party as preparations for next week's elimination rounds start to gather pace. You would start to expect many celebrity pictures of these American Idol contestants appearing soon as they get down and dirty in all sorts of parties and scandals. Kristy Lee Cook was seen gyrating to the music, with hips in full swing and showing her wild side despite trying to portray that good old girl next door and wholesome country image on previous episodes and auditions. Much like how Britney Spears turned from a virgin to a wild, crack cocaine celebrity. Kristy Lee Cook might feel mighty confident of her chances but if you can only sing one song well (Amazing Grace) you better be able to change the arrangement to suit each week's genre to get away from doing that. :)
Another scandal that might be brewing could be an American Idol love in the works with Kady Malloy spotted holding hands with Colton Berry, who was the last guy to be chosen for the Top 24, over politician wannabe and full time comedy geek Kyle Enslick. Remember what happened to Paula Abdul many seasons ago who was accused of sleeping with a contestant? Except this time it's between contestants. But it must surely not be the first time such celebrity wannabes would be caught in the act. Let's just hope no nude pictures or sex tapes like Paris Hilton's ever make the light of day. Obviously both won't go far since nobody really remembers them anyway, but with romance brewing in the air, they might just snatch the headlines away from the better singers on American Idol season 7.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Carly Smithson Facing Backlash From American Idol Fans For Professional Past
Carly Smithson, an early frontrunner for American Idol season 7, is facing increasing backlash from fans of the show for her professional past as a recording artist and celebrity who released a major label record that flopped spectacularly. Despite receiving plaudits from American Idol celebrity judges Randy, Paula and most specifically Simon Cowell, Carly Smithson's recording dud the 2001 debut with MCA Records "Ultimate High" was the the Ultimate Stinker as it sold only 400 copies after the first three months of its release. Will we hear more of Carly Smithson news and even *gasp* see American Idol scandal pictures of Carly Smithson herself in full tattooed glory?
American Idol fans and media hounds are claiming that the show this season has already been fixed and the obvious winners would be contestants who have had professional recording contracts in the past such as Carly Smithson and Kristy Lee Cook. American Idol was created to search for the best untapped singing talents in America, and this appears to have contradicted that although after last season's ruckus with Sanjaya Malakar. It also defies logic and belief that in such an industry, if an artiste like Carly Smithson had flopped so badly in the past, it would not make good business sense to have her back. However, it all does come down to marketing and packaging. And perhaps all this is really just a marketing move by American Idol to revive ratings and controversy in the backdrop of falling ratings, despite still being the number one show on Fox. This would continually explain how the once highly rated singing contest is now really just a celebrity circus, with fans waiting in anticipation each season for more examples of Antonella Barba scandals and picture galleries instead of caring too much about who the better singing sensation would be.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Top 50 Becomes Top 24
So who from the Top 50 made it to the American Idol Top 24 list for season 7? It's not like you don't already know since we revealed it earlier before this episode was aired today and even a mystery picture from Fox which showed the Top 24 contestants with Simon Cowell's face pasted over them provided many clues as to who got through. But today's show started as usual in good old American style - full of cheese and corn and showing how short Ryan Seacrest really is.
With this season 7 having some of the best talents ever since American Idol started, it was fair that the judges had a tough job on their hands in selecting the top 24 list, especially when there was no benefit of a last round of auditions to convince them. Simon Cowell did not seem happy with the final picks but as long as the winner goes to his label, why should he care too much.
It was fun as usual watching all the fake oh my goshes and sad looks on the American Idol hopefuls when they heard a fellow contestant did not make the cut for the Top 24. C'mon now peeps! One down, one more chance for you. That's the thing about American Idol - it really shows you how fake people are. And Asia'H Epperson was the first one to display that - now we all know Asia'H Epperson made it ever since her Myspace page was taken off by Fox. But girl, enough of that personal tragedy spin and fake goody two shoes persona. I know you can sing, but keep it real, Asia'H. And get rid of that overdone makeup.
There was never any doubt that Carly Smithson would make it. The European's got great power and range in her vocals but lacks just that little bit of confidence. Paula Abdul the evil little witch decided to mess around with Carly Smithson's head before letting her know that she made it to the Top 24. This really showed how evil Paula Abdul really is and she's the number one poser on American Idol. Simon Cowell thought she was bad ass and gave her a piece of his mind.
I'm not so sure why David Cook wowed the judges, except Simon. He almost lost his voice there and does not have that versatility required to shine on American Idol. Remember contestants are supposed to sing in various genres. Amanda Overmyer has a much better voice but again, that unsuitability of her voice in other genres would work against her. And she's got a really bad look. Goth will never make it on American Idol.
Paralyzed vocal boy David Archeluta was a shoo in for the Top 24 for American Idol season 7 since the preliminary auditions but he does have some dodgy pitch problems and it will be magnified tenfold come the Top 24 auditions trust me. No matter how much of a pure voice and 'complete package' you might have, you still need to nail the notes perfectly, David.
Kristy Lee Cook is next she's hot just hot but really Kristy has a problem she does not seem to be able to sing anything well or consistently enough except Amazing Grace and I'm afraid she might not last beyond the first week of the Top 24. American Idol season 7 needs you, Kristy, so buck up and show the world that you can sing just as well as you look. I'm gonna buy that old CD of yours now.
Brooke The Nanny White actually does look like The Nanny in the film of the same name. Perhaps she needs to start watching some R rated movies in order to calm her nerves. I never understood why these American Idol contestants would cry so much. Brooke White'll quit if she doesn't get to the Top 24 even though we know she did get through but these children are not that passionate about their music really. Giving up if you don't make it in American Idol? Brooke White does look increasingly hot though, especially in that little red one piece.
Now I don't really like Danny Noriega that much. He's a strange looking kid and either he really loves theatre or likes soap on the floor. Kinda over confident as well, different from when he got booted out in a previous season. Still, he is impressive on vocals, but if you did not make it previously, you ain't gonna make it this time, Danny Noriega.
Nothing much has been made of young Alexandre Lushington but keep an eye out for this girl. She might just do big things this season. I remember her audition and she was really good. Another one that should do well enough would be short little cutie Ramiele Malubay because the whole Filipino community would be voting for her and that's one huge group you can bet your bottom dollar on it. Simon Cowell just wants to hug her you know it that old dirty man.
Strongest guy in the Top 24 list would be Michael Johns great voice and range but again he might suffer from having to sing other genres beyond that of which he's comfortable with so we shall see how he does next week. Syesha Mercado made it as well and the only things that she needs to improve are her health and that silly hairdo. Spare a little thought for Josiah Leming though - thought his Hollywood auditions really sucked but the guy obviously wanted it so bad and his segment after getting turned down for the Top 24 list was the most heartbreaking moment on American Idol season 7 so far.
Colton Berry has no chance. Making up the numbers that is all. Maybe for Paula Abdul to hug when she wants little boys to cuddle up with. But Joanne Borgella should do well for a while as she's likeable and has a big voice although it kinda gets squeaky in the higher register. It's a little too bad Cardin McKinney did not make it through as she does have that look for an American Idol future scandal watch but we'll have to do with Amy Davis and Kristy Lee Cook for now.
So it's on to the Top 24 elimination rounds starting next week with the Top 12 guys and girls before decision day on Thursday. Can't wait for more of American Idol this season 7 - I'm sure you can't either!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Goes To Hollywood
This week American Idol season 7 finally goes to Hollywood, with 164 contestants heading to the next round of auditions thinking they know what they're in for but Ryan Seacrest disagrees and welcomes us to Hollywood. And clean cut Brooke White she of the no sex no movies no frills persona is up first on show and introduces us to instrumentation for the contestants for the first time in the first round of American Idol's Hollywood auditions. She plays Beautiful and that's what she looks like as well as a ride to the final day of Hollywood. And by the way all that crap about this being the first American Idol season to allow instruments was just so untrue - it has been allowed before in the past.
Next you have Lorena Pinot as an example of an easy 'No' from the judges as she could not sing and was decked out in a cheesy outfit that was so passe. Amy Flynn was also cut after the second round as she could not hit the high notes. Maybe some sex would do her good. Do we need to know more of those who were dropped? I really thought not as well.
So let's talk about the ones who did get through to the next round. Before that a tip to American Idol wannabes - stay away from playing your instruments if you want to get through. They want singers, not instrumentalists. Like Randy Jackson said "Just sing next time, baby" and that's what all of you should do.
David Hernandez took that up and he was great. Nice smooth voice and showed more of what he could do vocally compared to his San Diego auditions. It sounded effortless as well with his little vocal gymnastics. Definitely one to look out for in the finals David Hernandez. The only thing that might stop him are his nerves. Sure did not look confident before and even after.
Rock and roll nurse Amanda Overmyer showed quality in the earlier auditions and came up with her own sob story before Hollywood, saying how she totaled her car one week before and suffered some injuries including 12 staples in her head but could she still sing? Did you all notice how much Simon Cowell loves Amanda - he winks at her all the time. We know Simon's taste in women but you never realised how much of a nurse fetish he had. Honestly though, I don't dig Amanda Overmyer at all. She'll suffer in other genres other than rock or non-angsty songs. And Simon Cowell echoed what I thought. Great minds think alike.
No sign of Kristy Lee Cook yet.
Little gerbil and Brit wannabe Josiah Leming would never be American Idol simply because he doesn't think he's American and the worst news would befall him when he gets to the final round. He could set up his own Brit pop band though and that might get him a record deal with Randy Jackson. Spare a thought for him though - he tried too hard and a real heartbreaker really. But Ramiele Malubay would be in the stakes for a long while - you can be sure the Filipino community would be voting like crazy for this little girl. Some other potential finalists would be Michael Lee Johns and Carly Smithson who looks like making up for lost time. It looks like this year might be the year of the gruff voice and rocker chicks as we have quite a number of these getting through, including David Cook and Robbie Carrico. Perhaps American Idol season 7 might see the revival of Chris Daughtry version 2.
Cataldo did not make it through to the final round of Hollywood auditions. You could see his true self emerging on this episode of American Idol. All that gangster attitude just flowing out.
Kristy Lee Cook finally makes an appearance and redid her Amazing Grace acapella that finally got her through. Not a good sign that she needed two rounds but let's hope she picks herself up and makes a great big push to the finals. But she's got big competition in David Archuleta - all the judges loved him although he's not perfect vocally. But Syesha Mercado overcame sickness and loss of voice and she could surprise many in the finals if she stays away from the same situation. Michael Johns was terrific this could be the dark horse of American Idol although he's got too much of an Australian twang and you know guys like him have lesser chance from American voters.
Asia'H Epperson actually looked pretty good this round of auditions, sang well and really seemed like a complete package. Simon Cowell loved her and you know that's always good. At the end of it all, you get your American Idol season 7 final top 24.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Your American Idol Season 7 Top 24 List
The show has not been aired yet this week, but the Top 24 list for American Idol Season 7 is now out. The episode will be shown this Wednesday on Feb 13, Fox at 8 pm ET/PT, so you can catch up to find out what each of the 24 finalists' faces are, although more recognizable names are here Such as scandal contender Amy Davis, and hottie kickboxer Kristy Lee Cook.
The Top 12 guys are:
Chikezie Eze, Colton Berry, Danny Noriega, David Archuleta, David Cook, David Hernandez, Garrett Haley, Jason Castro, Jason Yeager, Luke Menard, Michael Lee Johns and Robbie Carrico
Note that one time bad boy Cataldo is not around. It's hard to get into the top 24 of American Idol when you have had mug shots taken.
The Top 12 girls are:
Alaina Whitaker, Alexandrea “Alex” Lushington, Amanda L. Overmyer, Amy Davis, Asia'h Epperson, Brooke White, Carly Smithson, Joanne Borgella, Kady Malloy, Kristy Lee Cook, Ramiele Malubay and Syesha Mercado
Amy Davis, Asia'H Epperson and Kristy Lee Cook are all here. Not to mention the big size modeal Joanne Borgella whom Simon Cowell adores.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Asia'H Epperson In American Idol Season 7 Top 24?
While this week will see the start of the elimination rounds of American Idol season 7 that will whittle down the hundreds of contestants and celebrity wannabes to the top 24 that will qualify for the American Idol finals, news of the Top 24 list having been leaked on the Internet has already started and many are trying to find out who qualified for this final round. One sure sign is that any online personal profile page of an American Idol Top 24 finalist will be removed as requested by Fox Network and American Idol. Asia'H Epperson has been one of the first few to receive such attention as her Myspace page has since been removed and celebrity pictures of her are not that easy to find. If you did not notice Asia'H Epperson in the auditions, shame on you. She was one of the sob stories of Season 7, where her dad was killed on her way to the auditions and she pulled through to qualify. Although I personally thought her singing was not that up to par, the judges loved her and thought Asia'H was good enough to go to Hollywood.
Asia'H Epperson's Myspace page has been removed and this is a sure sign that she has qualified for the Top 24. We will bring you more news of Asia'H and other contestants who have stood out and qualified for this prestigious list as the American Idol season 7 show continues this week. You can bet your bottom dollar that many of the singers who have gotten into the Top 24 would be professional singers or those with experience, as American Idol was severely criticised last year for a lack of quality.
Asia'H Epperson is now ranked 14 on Entertainment Weekly's American Idol Power Rankings for week 4, as she steadily moves up the charts. Slammed for her quivering vocals as she struggled to sing properly while holding back her tears, she is expected to move further up on the strength of her sob story. But in time to come, what would be expected more than her voice will be pictures of her growing celebrity status as Asia'H Epperson does have quite a hot body on top of a great singing voice.
But Asia'H Epperson overdoes it on the drama and shouting diva tracks. She must really have thought that she was that good. To be honest, she was already exposed during her very first audition - Asia'H's voice is limited and not suitable for screaming tracks - maybe the slow soft ballads would serve her better.
Kristy Lee Cook Sex Video True Or Hoax?
There have been much talk about American Idol season 7 finalist Kristy Lee Cook who wowed the judges with Amazing Grace but might not have been so graceful in front of webcams as continued news of a Kristy Lee Cook sex video has been making the rounds. Some have been absolutely sure that it is real, while many others have come out to say it was a hoax and no such sex tape of Kristy Lee Cook exists. Well, we do not care for whether it is real or not, all we want to know if the girl can truly sing and make it on the big stage so that we can continue to see more of this butt kicking, quick punching, horse rearing hottie that is Kristy Lee Cook.
Amy Jean Davis American Idol Season 7 Scandal In The Making
While the American Idol judges swoon over her singing and the rest of America take the lead, this low cut bombshell Amy Jean Davis has been taking hot revealing sexy pictures prior to trying to become famous through singing on American Idol season 7. Now the rumors are bound to start and have already gripped the American Idol world by storm. Amy Jean Davis hails from Cedar Lake, Indiana and judging by her low cut blouse that she wore to the auditions, with her bust just about popping out, you know she isn't shy about revealing more of herself other than her beautiful voice. The word is that she is a devout Christian as well so it really begs the question why she took all these sexy pictures. However, possible American Idol Amy Davis has obviously got great set of pipes as she has qualified for the American Idol season 7 Top 24. Just to let you guys know the extent of this scandal, check out some of them yourself.
You can bet your bottom dollar that more hot picture galleries of Amy Jean Davis will be revealed as American Idol season 7 rolls on, and as she gains in her celebrity status. In fact, she could very well be the next Antonella Barba. Remember her of the scandalous tape video?
Thursday, February 7, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Auditions Video Highlights At Atlanta Georgia
The Atlanta Georgia American Idol season 7 auditions were noted for an eclectic mix of the hot, the great and the absolutely horrendous America had to offer in terms of untapped singing talents. Check out the video highlights of what you might have missed.
American Idol Season 7 Auditions The Worst Of The Lot
Here is an American Idol season 7 wrap of the best the show has to offer and also the worst. You would not believe what you are just about to see.
American Idol Season 7 Auditions Best And The Worst
This episode compiles the best and the worst of the American Idol season 7 auditions but we do not like to talk about jokers and professional comedians so here we bring you the better auditions and singers and good looking girls. And really the teaser American Idol has left us is that they've saved the best for last and they really do mean the best hot girls there's plenty of that in this episode and you'll really love them. So the first one on this episode is half Japanese Amy Davis who is beautiful and that body is just hot hot hot! And she tops it all off with a great voice and you never know if she'll get involved in some scandal but showing more of that upper body would be nice from Amy Davis.
Cardin Lee McKinney is next and she's a waitress and server in Nashville and she can serve me up all day if she wants. Perfect cheekbones and that little red dress makes her real hot not to mention her freakin' A voice. Off to Hollywood and come to me little baby Cardin Lee McKinney! Joanne Borgella is strangely hot in her own plus size way - big girl, big hair, big everything and even a big voice. And now she's off to big Hollywood this Joanne Borgella. The American Idol contestant with the catchiest name ever in its history Chikezie Eze is back and out to make Randy Jackson feel him as best as he could. I'm not sure if American Idol fans would wanna see how Randy Jackson feels him up but Chikezie Eze did enough the second time round to get to Hollywood. His parents didn't look the least bit interested though. The last guy was Danny Nogueira and he can sing no doubt about it he might be the next Aerosmith vocalist but he really needs to keep his nerves away but we shall see what Danny Nogueira can achieve.
American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Atlanta Georgia
So what are the latest and hottest rumors about American Idol and in particular season 7? Unless you count the continued speculation that Simon Cowell is still sleeping with Paula Abdul when in fact it could be Randy Jackson who is the guilty one, then there is nothing much yet in terms of American Idol rumors. However, there have been no shortage of hot babes to look at despite the auditions not spotlighting too many of them yet and this week American Idol goes back to Atlanta, Georgia in the quest for more of the best American singing talents and eye candy. This is the city where American Idol discovered Clay Aitken, Jennifer Hudson and Fantasia Moreno, who have sold millions and millions of albums and Broadway plays and movies between them. Not to mention a miraculous Oscar win by Jennifer Hudson for a movie that no one watches.
Unfortunately we got a guy up first on the Atlanta Georgia show and he is someone who works with glass. Like, who really cares? Joshua Jones steps up claiming to show the judges something that they have not seen in any other contestants, and with a pose and a pair of 'demonic eyes', he really got to Simon Cowell who obviously did not like him despite a decent voice. But the other two judges as always, loved him and allowed him to go through. What can we say about Joshua Jones except that he really gets into his performances but unless you are into rock and pose gigs, Joshua Jones will not go far in American Idol. But he is going to Hollywood. Now we don't usually like to cover the jokers and losers, but the next guy is quite a laugh. A failure in season 4 and a failure again this season 7, J.P. Tjelmeland is another example of America Demented. J.P. even said he's a music major. In singing! Good lord what is this world coming to?
Next up is your mandatory sob story of the episode. Asia'H Epperson was heading for her American Idol audition, gave a call to her dad to let him know, and thirty minutes later she got a phonecall from her brother that her dad had just died from a car accident. Wow what a story! And you know Americans would lap it up. I think Asia'H's kinda hot though - great smile and a sexy sultry voice. She sang for her dad but unfortunately she's got some pitch problems. But Asia'H Epperson sang her way into the judges' hearts and Hollywood. But oh my god it was the sob story of the American Idol season so far and Paula Abdul had to leave the stage to cry her eyes out and you could see that even Simon Cowell was affected.
Brooke Helvie is Ms South Florida Fair and she wants to prove to Simon Cowell that pageant girls can sing. Well they might be able to sing but they have to look good too but Brooke Helvie has sleepy eyes and I don't know how she became a pageant girl - it must be a small place in South Florida. Keep a lookout for the next American Idol sex scandal because pageant queens love to get down and dirty and this pageant queen Brooke Helvie got to Hollywood and she has the bod and attitude to get into something dirty later in the season. Watch this space for Brooke Helvie!
Eva Miller is someone you do not want to see too much. Ugly, looking like a nightmare housemate I once had from the Philippines who was deprived, and a dirty mouth, Eva Miller was also living in a world of her own thinking she could get to Hollywood. It's obvious that Eva Miller is a professional comedian and trying to get her five minutes of fame. Next.
Alexandrea Lushinton a 16 year old was featured next and a very low key little girl but what a big family including her 93 year old granny. Nothing much to say about her as American Idol did not show much of Alexandrea but the girl can sing crystal clear and a beautiful voice. The judges loved it and sent her through to Hollywood. A great example of America's problem teens is Nathan Hite who is only 16 and thinks the world owes him a big favor. Kids nowadays are growing up all spoilt and having not worked their behinds off for a living and the right to live, they demand a right to everything from the get go. Nathan Hite is everything bad about America and God Bless America. It's a good thing for American Idol and Nathan Hite does not get through to Hollywood.
You have a goth girl next and a nurse in Amanda Overmeyer. She rides a Harley too and it all makes up for the next Jessica Sierra. What does she sing? Janis Joplin, of course. Like I have said in the past many times, anyone who sings Janis Joplin isn't a singer, but a wannabe screamer. Janis Joplin does not sing, she screams. But she sings another tune and the strength of her voice comes out well but not one to go far as she won't be able to sing anything other than rock baby. Off to Hollywood Amanda Overmeyer goes but she'll be back sooner than she thought.
Finally, you have a real teddy bear 18 year old Josiah Leming who lives in his car and lives a nomadic life performing. Gave up school a year ago to do this and you can see real desire in his eyes and a very down to earth but yet quietly determined fella. You know Josiah Leming is the real deal but can he sing? Yes he has a British accent and he's from Tennessee oh boy what will American Idol make of this? We have to wait and see as Josiah Leming is off to Hollywood!
Thursday, January 31, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Miami
The sixth episode 6 of American Idol Season 7 auditions kicks off at Miami and you would be licking your lips and rubbing your hands in glee in anticipation of more hot women to get sent to Hollywood since this is the sunny and surf city of America. Of course they would have to be able to sing as well otherwise we won't get to see them after the preliminaries and that would be no good as it would mean no scandals and dirty tales to see, hear and tell after that and American Idol would not be fun without that!
There were a staggering total of 10,000 people waiting in line to get their chance in Miami. The first one up in the audition room was little 17 year old hottie Shannon McGough who works for her parents at their meat market and what a piece of meat she was! But the minute she opened her mouth to belch oh wow that was disgusting and ruined her chances of being our American Hottie of season 7. And that was not to mention she yelled and screamed and thought she sang well gotta wake up little girl. Out she went.
Then you have rocker dude wanna be Robbie Carrico. But he wasn't singing rock, it was just some lame pop tune trying to be rock. But Simon liked him enough to send him through and you know when Simon says yes it's almost a yes to Hollywood each time. And you know Paula Abdul has got the hots and wets for Ghaleb Emachah who has a Colgate smile and a really bad accent and not that great a voice but decent he can sing well enough to be a street performer but two to one the judges put him through and you know which vote he did not get but he got a kiss on Paula Abdul and nice big hugs future American Idol scandal in the works!
The next two I won't mention too much because they were just another two fat chicks Brittanny and Corliss who could both sing damn fine and the two male judges Simon and Randy were really turned on enough to send them through to Hollywood and the next round of American Idol season 7. Suzanne Toon was up and this girl has a special hotness about her almost like a slut trying to break out but she must be a reformed chick and Simon thought she became really sexy and seductive when she opened her mouth oh you know what happens when women do that!
Now you might have the next Jasmine Trias in Ramiele Malubay from Philippines but she's also American but you know Filipinos will lap it up and say she's one of theirs. But Ramiele's got a great big voice and putting on that cutesy act will get her far and she's small so guys would love that too. Filipinos will get to see more of her in the next round.
Obvious Law of Attraction advocate Syesha Mercado is our sob story of the day about her dad who passed drug and alcohol rehab and how she is so positive and happy and that many good things have been happening to her. Simon didn't really dig her screaming but the other two loved her and they still went 3-0 for Syesha.
Finally! A Britney Spears wannabe in the works! American Juniors top 20 finalist Julie Dubela is now in American Idol season 7 auditions and she wanted to sing Janis Joplin now why the hell are these auditionees going for songs by Joplin? Joplin's great and all but she's a screamer and unless you were on drugs and drink or loved depression nobody should listen to that rubbish. Even Simon started grimacing when he heard the song choice. And they didn't like the acting she indulged in and advised her to become an actress in LA instead yeah maybe she should she'd fit right in diva shoes and all woo!
The last contestant shown on screen is your classic American kid all corrupted by entertainment and media Brandon Black. It was shite and like many American wannabe kids he just wanted attention.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Omaha
So the auditions for season 7 of American Idol continues this week at Omaha and the show kicks off talking about corn how it is the main export of Omaha and then it highlights the missing Paula Abdul judge of American Idol due to a delayed flight so the other two judges Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell had to do without her and their first contestant happens to be the extremely effeminate Chris Bernheisel who cried and sucked up to the judges and sang really bad but it must have been the effeminate side of Chris Bernheisel because after being told that he sucked really bad by Simon Cowell, he asked to audition to be the host for the American Idol finals and Simon actually gave him the gig for his local Fox TV network 42 and said that if they do not give it to him he will step in. Wow that's a nice touch by Simon Cowell maybe he really likes effeminate guys.
The second guy steps up and we still haven't got a hot chick in sight. Jason Rich made fun of his small town of 500 heck that's even less people than a jungle village do they really still have that in America? Maybe he did not have enough people to sing in front of to build his confidence and nerves because he freaking lost it in front of the judges Jason Rich had a nice voice it seemed but he totally blew it when he got nervous and forgot the lyrics. All he had was the first line. But he eventually composed himself and sang his heart out and the judges gave him a chance in Hollywood.
Next up was a butch in the making she looked ok but built like a man those shoulders were too big. Rachel Wicker looked huge for a woman but when she opened that mouth oh god she sounded like a country lass. But Simon thought she sounded old and was 50. The other two judges let her through but you know what if Rachel Wicker slimmed down enough she might just be the next Carrie Underwood.
Now if you wanted a part timer for your next horror flick the next contestant shown on American Idol might be your pick. Sarah Whitaker one time professional wrestler and now goth lover put on a broadway musical for the judges and basically scared Ryan Seacrest to death. Sarah is a strange one but she was probably just mental. But the next girl who walked in wow she was hot! Samantha Sidley - the judges thought of using her as fun fodder for Ryan Seacrest's maiden judging shot but goodness this girl could sing! Samantha had a great sexy mid tone voice and had that sexy seductive innocent look to her. She got through with all four judges sending her to Hollywood and that is one sweet sexy hot girl this Samantha Sidley keep a lookout for her although she would probably struggle with other genres to be honest.
Then you had a few other who went through but were not that interesting enough to get a longer look, before the essential sob story of each episode finally came. Angelica Puente had constant fights with her best friend her dad and eventually left home and wanted to let her parents know that she wasn't throwing her life away and came onto the American Idol auditions to show them that. I am not sure how that works but well she is ok looking so it is never a bad thing for American Idol to have more eye candy. Angelica Puente has a beautiful voice and is actually quite sweet as well so two hot American Idol babes in a row that must be something of a record in this Season 7 so far. The judges put her through and hopefully we all get to see more of her.
The next guy was a rocker dude David Cook great voice and acts just like Chris Daughtry you know that arrogant tip but just a little bit less maybe more confident in a way hopefully you do not get any more Daughtry because that guy obviously got a little too big for his shoes when he is just another wannabe rocker with bad tunes and hogs the pop charts instead of the rock ones. But the next one was a joker not a rocker. Johnny Escamilla thinks he is James Brown but he dances like William Hung and sings well enough to clear Paula Abdul's hiccups. He was awful just awful.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Perrie Cataldo Arrested Before For Possession Of Firearm
Perrie Cataldo the American Idol season 7 audition guy who told a sob story of how his wife had been at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people and doing the wrong thing and basically something fatal must have happened to her, and in the end both Perrie and his son were left and being a single dad he felt a renewed sense of responsibility and decided to mend his ways and from being a man with an arrest record for carrying a gun into a bar and fighting with security, Perrie Cataldo is now a changed man it seems as he declared on TV on American Idol Season 7 auditions. What happened after was that some media dug into his past and decided to spill the beans on his ugly record (and mug shot) and you can see more of this in this AP video clip:
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
American Idol Season 7 Auditions South Carolina
Going into the South with South Carolina the friendliest city in America, American Idol hopes to unearth more fabulous singing and comedy talents in the dark reaches of the United States of America. In Charleston South Carolina to be exact. First up was another effeminate American nutter Raysharde Henderson who says he's just like Clay Aitken but he looks worse with that Afro hairdo which is so passe it's quite amazing and hilarious that there are still people in America who walk out of their homes with that kind of hair. What are they thinking and they still expect to become the next American Idol which is now into its seventh 7th season and who would buy a record from a guy on the cover with a 70s hairdo that positively reeks of unwashed and bad hygiene? Worse was to come when Raysharde Henderson opened his big mouth and crap fell out of it. The judges all agreed and booted him off the show but were actually pretty nice about it.
Following that crazy afro hairdo Raysharde Henderson was a fat girl Deanna Prevatte who thinks she could be the next Kelly Pickler. My god Kelly Pickler is the perfect dumb bimbo with huge hooters that you want to bring home every night to your bedroom and forget about the next day but one look at this girl Deanna and you'd probably want to curl up next to the fireplace and cry yourself to sleep. She certainly loves to speak her mind a real firebrand but too bad the looks department aren't up to par. And so were her vocals she sang and acted like a real firebrand alright she looked absolutely mental with a crazed look in her eyes it was frightening would you want to be served by a waitress like that on your Sunday morning? Just another typical American nutter not your new American Idol.
Randy Stark and Crystal Ortiz must absolutely be a pair of losers who hang out at the American Idol official website message boards and then decided to get their five minutes of fame on the show by going on to the auditions in South Carolina and singing some crazy song and pretending to be a loving couple. It was disgusting and typical of what Americans are so desperate to get - their five minutes of fame. Simon though wanted more when he asked them to check into a hotel - you never know with these mental Europeans they really love it kinky, but not on American Idol please no. The next 'couple' were brother and sister pair Jefferey and Michelle Lampkin although it looked more like a sister and sister pair if you know what I mean! All that bow chicka chicka wow wow Deanna Russo nonsense was irritating and those two plump mamas should really have skipped the American Idol season 7 auditions to spare us viewers. Incredibly the two could sing decently but like Simon Cowell said the ending was quite inappropriate it smelled of the 'i' word but Randy loved it and said it was just a song. Only in America, only in America. And the judges let both of them through they did kind of deserve it but the trying to be comedians thing must go when they get to Hollywood but you suspect Simon just wanted them to be around for humor's sake.
Amy Cathryn or Flynn is your wannabe poster girl with perfect leanings and perfect lives abstaining from sex, drugs and alcohol and preaching abstinence from sex for her fellow schoolmates in a Catholic school. We all know how far that brought another famous pop wreck who looks positively a mental wreck right now with bad skin. Amy Cathryn or Catherine Flynn is just another mental case obviously who has probably been schooled too long in a Catholic school of America but it makes for great TV and that is why she's on American Idol this season. Unfortunately I thought she didn't have much of a voice. There's certainly potential, but not quite good yet. And then there's her annoying cutesy mannerisms god she should stop that already. Trying to be cute just isn't gonna get you any fans on this show. Certainly when you think you're that hot when you aren't, Amy Flynn. But at the end of the auditions, she is going to Hollywood let's just hope she gets booted out, or if she stays, I can assure you Amy Flynn will be the next Britney Spears, what with her rubbish about abstinence from sex.
And finally a hottie for the day with London Weidberg super hot babe beautiful blonde white hair and great fine features sharp at the right places and lean when you mean it. She starts by telling her sob story of her dead father who sadly passed away from cancer, but all you want to know is if she could sing so that you see more of her in Hollywood. Oh and her mom Robin is hot as well. Well she can sing, but I thought she wasn't all that hot in the vocals department certainly a nice voice like Randy and Paula said but her choice of song was horrible it didn't sound tuneful and in fact it sounded like she was out of tune most of the time. Still, a blessing in disguise perhaps she has made it through to Hollywood and we will be seeing more of this blonde lean mean hottie London Weidberg.
Lyndsey Goodman can sing and she can fly, but she sure has weird eyes. She looks like she's half asleep or half dead. It's scary this Lyndsey Goodman's eyes. Luckily in a small way she won't be at Hollywood for the next remake of Night of the Living Dead as the judges said no to her despite having a good voice. I like big hooters as much as the next guy, but the next American Idol contestant Aretha certainly takes the cake and perhaps she should start producing natural silicone implants instead. Fortunately she wouldn't be in Hollywood as her voice broke and she wasn't as good as she thought she was. Another nutcase who lives in her own universe she was horrible and she really thinks she's the next Aretha.
American Idol Auditions San Diego Kicks Off With Tetiana Ostapowych
Despite the news of Australian actor Heath Ledger's untimely death, the American Idol season 7 auditions continued unabated with the third city in which the auditions were held for American Idol hopefuls - San Diego. The show kicked off with two old guys introducing the show before being asked to show more enthusiasm which they promptly failed to do. First to come up before the judges was Californian hottie Tetiana Ostapowych. Now the blonde firebrand could sing and showed loads of confidence but Simon Cowell hated her attitude and said she was obnoxious but still said yes to Tetiana hitting Hollywood. So did the other two judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson.
Now this is great news for season 7 of American Idol as so far eye candy and good voices have been in rare supply with that combination. The first two episodes last week had Kristy Lee but that was about it as the others did not inspire too much interest. Tetiana is hot no doubt about it and she is pretty, but what made her ooze sex appeal was her utmost confidence in herself and to back that up the girl has a great slightly husky sexy voice. Will Tetiana Ostapowych become the next American Idol rumor hot girl?
Next up you had potential sob story and single dad Perry and his cute little kid Evian and Perry is a single parent after his wife got killed for some reason or another which sounded rough but he pulled through as a man and brought his little boy up and is now entering American Idol season 7 to try to provide for a better life for his kid which means that he is hoping to win the thing or fame and fortune and hit records for more money so that his kid will have food and clothes to wear and they will live comfortably for the rest of their lives. Thing is, the guy is a decent singer and the judges let him go to Hollywood as well together with Tetiana Ostapowych and he might give the other singers a run for their money but the thing about Perry is that he is not quite a looker so odds are against him but he did give a fine rendition of I Wanna Make Love To You by Boyz II Men.
Michael Johns the ex Australian native and quite a looker he has the pipes man and sang a soul tune by Otis Redding the judges loved him and thought he was a white soul boy and all let him proceed to Hollywood as well. Now that was quite a surprise first three up on the show and all went through but surprise surprise you had a whole bunch of bad singers and American Idol rejects and jokers after that. Unfortunately on top of that none were as funny as last week's new William Hung in Reynaldo Lupez who really took the American Idol world by storm with his hit rendition of a self-penned monster tune We Are Brothers. I am sure everyone loved him to bits, even Simon thought he was brilliant and enjoyed himself thoroughly.
Full bodied and huge chested Valerie Reyes was next up. Stating Mariah Carey as her idol, this girl has the body to rival that of the pop diva but when she was slightly slimmer. But if you have seen the latest photos of Mariah Carey topless you might have seen the woman is hard bodied and fit as hell with abs of steel but nobody would actually be interested in that. Back to Valerie Reyes, shots of her on American Idol season 7 auditions showed how much potential the girl has especially above her waist, but what a lousy singer this Valerie Reyes is. She really thought she was Mariah Carey and tried to do crazy runs but she cannot sing and Valerie is obviously living in her own world when the judges laughed after her audition and Simon said Oh MY God and she said "YES! I hope that means that was good and not bad!" and was so obviously delighted with herself. And Simon made a slightly racist remark when he said the only resemblance Valerie had with Mariah Carey was that she was darker but he should have noticed that the best resemblance Valerie had with Mariah Carey was her big busty chest which really made her hot but Valerie Reyes will not be joining the rest of the Idol hopefuls in Hollywood.
With Christopher you wonder again if the guy is actually a professional comedian trying to gain some exposure on the show and not someone in the 'healthcare' industry as he proclaims. Obviously he was not listening to whatever the judges were saying and purely wanted his five minutes of fame in the spotlight and continued to sing like crap and tried to milk his time for all its worth. Unfortunately Christopher nobody would remember you a day later you did not have a unique style or image to your comedy routines. Perhaps you should learn from Milo Turk.
To prove that bad boys really get the girls, Samantha Musa then professed her adoration for Simon Cowell and said that it was the bad boy image that Simon had which made him so hot and so many girls swoon over him. Well, Samantha was one hot mama herself. You could see Simon wanted to sleep with the girl as well as he double checked her details while looking over Paula's shoulder. The judges put her through and this kooky Samantha and Kiera Knightley look alike (but without the anorexic look) will be on the American Idol scandal radar.
An obvious professional comedian is Alberto Hurtado, the long haired, long fingernailed, effeminate fat ugly guy who, if not a comedian, must really sit at home playing with his dolls all day. It was disgusting seeing him on American Idol season 7, even for laughs. It was all in poor taste from Alberto Hurtado and that is not to say the TV network that American Idol is shown on. The comedy routine he chose was tasteless and not funny and quite frankly this guy might not go anywhere with his chosen profession.
One potential winner this year in season 7 of American Idol is definitely Carly Smithson. The girl can sing and actually got picked in season 5 but was booted out due to an ineligible visa. But she's back this year and looking to make up for lost time. I'm not too sure if she could handle every genre thrown at her and Carly is definitely nervous about things and you could see negativity and bad things have affected her confidence so that might play badly when she performs in the qualifiers but definitely Carly Smithson could be your next American Idol in 2008.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
American Idol Audition Performance Had Judges In Hysterics
Here's an interesting bit on the American Idol Season 7 auditions that premiered the past 2 nights. A guy who obviously had a fetish for American Idol judge Simon Cowell, named Renaldo Lapuz, went into the auditions trying to attract their attention and even danced with Randy, Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest. Here's more on this hilarious audition bit:
American Idol Season 7 Milo Turk No Sex Allowed
Now this was perhaps one of the highlights of the first American Idol Season 7 audition screened on Tuesday night. Self-proclaimed social worker Milo Turk forced his way into the show and insisted on singing his self-penned song for the judges and to the world as he needed to bring his message across to the world which he claims to be in danger of spiralling towards depravity and you can catch the great big funny when he sings his song "No Sex Allowed". While this season of American Idol has relied on the same old gimmicks to generate interest, you must say that it usually works, especially when you rely on nutters and crazies like Milo Turk, as well as the occasional angry white thrash like the vet wanna be who swore to prove to the world what she had after being rejected by the American Idol judges. There was also the pre-requisite lame Asian man who can't sing and the howling banshees who believe they are the next divas or Mariah Carey.
However, Milo Turk really takes the piss on American Idol and you wonder how the man can be a social worker, but of course we don't really know he is one for sure. He just says he is. Hopefully he isn't because he looks more like a depraved pervert than someone who knows how to care for those in need.
But guess what? Milo Turk is actually a professional comedian and it appears that American Idol is now a growing popular hotbed for wanna be comedians trying to make it big but even funnier is that Milo Turk has made it to the big time before. But I thought he wasn't really that funny, more like lame.
American Idol is Back - Season 7 Better Than Ever
Or is American Idol Season 7 the biggest anti-climax of the year? As the show opened with the Philadelphia auditions screened on Tuesday night, there was nothing different from previous seasons and it was the same old formula of finding the worst auditions and making them a global laughing stock, not that they didn't ask for it. But while there remain millions of fans worldwide, season 7 of American Idol looks tired and even the judges seemed jaded. Simon lacked his usual venom and Randy was quieter than past years. Hell, even the auditions were not as hilarious as the past seasons.
One that stuck in the mind was that of the hairy belly dancer guy who even bothered to listen to Paula Abdul's sickening advice to shave it off. And he did! Ouch! If you thought all that hair made it disgusting, wait till you see a totally clean shaven upper half of a fat wobbly guy dressed in belly dancing kit!
You gotta give American Idol credit though - the first audition episode unearthed some gems already and I am sure many are just waiting for their first American Idol sex scandal for Season 7. There was the training martial artist cum wrestler Kristy Lee Cook who sold a horse just to get to the auditions. Hot chick fit mama! Keep your eyes out on Kristy Lee Cook let's hope she gets through to the finals and hangs around, word is she was once under Britney Spears' label and has had a record album out before but did not make it. And the last one on the first audition - goody two shoes but looks deliciously quirky. The girls had their eye candy as well with that dreadlocked chap but that was about it for girls on American Idol season 7, but enough to leave imaginations running for the next Kelly Pickler or Jessica Sierra!
According to ratings released by Nielsen, American Idol season 7 was the lowest rated in four years, down 13 per cent from last year. But the surprising news is that the show still beat its competition from other shows. Wow that's quite a statement and you can betcha there are still hordes of American Idol fans who can't wait to catch more of the show.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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