American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Miami

The sixth episode 6 of American Idol Season 7 auditions kicks off at Miami and you would be licking your lips and rubbing your hands in glee in anticipation of more hot women to get sent to Hollywood since this is the sunny and surf city of America. Of course they would have to be able to sing as well otherwise we won't get to see them after the preliminaries and that would be no good as it would mean no scandals and dirty tales to see, hear and tell after that and American Idol would not be fun without that!

There were a staggering total of 10,000 people waiting in line to get their chance in Miami. The first one up in the audition room was little 17 year old hottie Shannon McGough who works for her parents at their meat market and what a piece of meat she was! But the minute she opened her mouth to belch oh wow that was disgusting and ruined her chances of being our American Hottie of season 7. And that was not to mention she yelled and screamed and thought she sang well gotta wake up little girl. Out she went.

Then you have rocker dude wanna be Robbie Carrico. But he wasn't singing rock, it was just some lame pop tune trying to be rock. But Simon liked him enough to send him through and you know when Simon says yes it's almost a yes to Hollywood each time. And you know Paula Abdul has got the hots and wets for Ghaleb Emachah who has a Colgate smile and a really bad accent and not that great a voice but decent he can sing well enough to be a street performer but two to one the judges put him through and you know which vote he did not get but he got a kiss on Paula Abdul and nice big hugs future American Idol scandal in the works!

The next two I won't mention too much because they were just another two fat chicks Brittanny and Corliss who could both sing damn fine and the two male judges Simon and Randy were really turned on enough to send them through to Hollywood and the next round of American Idol season 7. Suzanne Toon was up and this girl has a special hotness about her almost like a slut trying to break out but she must be a reformed chick and Simon thought she became really sexy and seductive when she opened her mouth oh you know what happens when women do that!

Now you might have the next Jasmine Trias in Ramiele Malubay from Philippines but she's also American but you know Filipinos will lap it up and say she's one of theirs. But Ramiele's got a great big voice and putting on that cutesy act will get her far and she's small so guys would love that too. Filipinos will get to see more of her in the next round.

Obvious Law of Attraction advocate Syesha Mercado is our sob story of the day about her dad who passed drug and alcohol rehab and how she is so positive and happy and that many good things have been happening to her. Simon didn't really dig her screaming but the other two loved her and they still went 3-0 for Syesha.

Finally! A Britney Spears wannabe in the works! American Juniors top 20 finalist Julie Dubela is now in American Idol season 7 auditions and she wanted to sing Janis Joplin now why the hell are these auditionees going for songs by Joplin? Joplin's great and all but she's a screamer and unless you were on drugs and drink or loved depression nobody should listen to that rubbish. Even Simon started grimacing when he heard the song choice. And they didn't like the acting she indulged in and advised her to become an actress in LA instead yeah maybe she should she'd fit right in diva shoes and all woo!

The last contestant shown on screen is your classic American kid all corrupted by entertainment and media Brandon Black. It was shite and like many American wannabe kids he just wanted attention.