American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Miami

The sixth episode 6 of American Idol Season 7 auditions kicks off at Miami and you would be licking your lips and rubbing your hands in glee in anticipation of more hot women to get sent to Hollywood since this is the sunny and surf city of America. Of course they would have to be able to sing as well otherwise we won't get to see them after the preliminaries and that would be no good as it would mean no scandals and dirty tales to see, hear and tell after that and American Idol would not be fun without that!

There were a staggering total of 10,000 people waiting in line to get their chance in Miami. The first one up in the audition room was little 17 year old hottie Shannon McGough who works for her parents at their meat market and what a piece of meat she was! But the minute she opened her mouth to belch oh wow that was disgusting and ruined her chances of being our American Hottie of season 7. And that was not to mention she yelled and screamed and thought she sang well gotta wake up little girl. Out she went.

Then you have rocker dude wanna be Robbie Carrico. But he wasn't singing rock, it was just some lame pop tune trying to be rock. But Simon liked him enough to send him through and you know when Simon says yes it's almost a yes to Hollywood each time. And you know Paula Abdul has got the hots and wets for Ghaleb Emachah who has a Colgate smile and a really bad accent and not that great a voice but decent he can sing well enough to be a street performer but two to one the judges put him through and you know which vote he did not get but he got a kiss on Paula Abdul and nice big hugs future American Idol scandal in the works!

The next two I won't mention too much because they were just another two fat chicks Brittanny and Corliss who could both sing damn fine and the two male judges Simon and Randy were really turned on enough to send them through to Hollywood and the next round of American Idol season 7. Suzanne Toon was up and this girl has a special hotness about her almost like a slut trying to break out but she must be a reformed chick and Simon thought she became really sexy and seductive when she opened her mouth oh you know what happens when women do that!

Now you might have the next Jasmine Trias in Ramiele Malubay from Philippines but she's also American but you know Filipinos will lap it up and say she's one of theirs. But Ramiele's got a great big voice and putting on that cutesy act will get her far and she's small so guys would love that too. Filipinos will get to see more of her in the next round.

Obvious Law of Attraction advocate Syesha Mercado is our sob story of the day about her dad who passed drug and alcohol rehab and how she is so positive and happy and that many good things have been happening to her. Simon didn't really dig her screaming but the other two loved her and they still went 3-0 for Syesha.

Finally! A Britney Spears wannabe in the works! American Juniors top 20 finalist Julie Dubela is now in American Idol season 7 auditions and she wanted to sing Janis Joplin now why the hell are these auditionees going for songs by Joplin? Joplin's great and all but she's a screamer and unless you were on drugs and drink or loved depression nobody should listen to that rubbish. Even Simon started grimacing when he heard the song choice. And they didn't like the acting she indulged in and advised her to become an actress in LA instead yeah maybe she should she'd fit right in diva shoes and all woo!

The last contestant shown on screen is your classic American kid all corrupted by entertainment and media Brandon Black. It was shite and like many American wannabe kids he just wanted attention.

American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Omaha

So the auditions for season 7 of American Idol continues this week at Omaha and the show kicks off talking about corn how it is the main export of Omaha and then it highlights the missing Paula Abdul judge of American Idol due to a delayed flight so the other two judges Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell had to do without her and their first contestant happens to be the extremely effeminate Chris Bernheisel who cried and sucked up to the judges and sang really bad but it must have been the effeminate side of Chris Bernheisel because after being told that he sucked really bad by Simon Cowell, he asked to audition to be the host for the American Idol finals and Simon actually gave him the gig for his local Fox TV network 42 and said that if they do not give it to him he will step in. Wow that's a nice touch by Simon Cowell maybe he really likes effeminate guys.

The second guy steps up and we still haven't got a hot chick in sight. Jason Rich made fun of his small town of 500 heck that's even less people than a jungle village do they really still have that in America? Maybe he did not have enough people to sing in front of to build his confidence and nerves because he freaking lost it in front of the judges Jason Rich had a nice voice it seemed but he totally blew it when he got nervous and forgot the lyrics. All he had was the first line. But he eventually composed himself and sang his heart out and the judges gave him a chance in Hollywood.

Next up was a butch in the making she looked ok but built like a man those shoulders were too big. Rachel Wicker looked huge for a woman but when she opened that mouth oh god she sounded like a country lass. But Simon thought she sounded old and was 50. The other two judges let her through but you know what if Rachel Wicker slimmed down enough she might just be the next Carrie Underwood.

Now if you wanted a part timer for your next horror flick the next contestant shown on American Idol might be your pick. Sarah Whitaker one time professional wrestler and now goth lover put on a broadway musical for the judges and basically scared Ryan Seacrest to death. Sarah is a strange one but she was probably just mental. But the next girl who walked in wow she was hot! Samantha Sidley - the judges thought of using her as fun fodder for Ryan Seacrest's maiden judging shot but goodness this girl could sing! Samantha had a great sexy mid tone voice and had that sexy seductive innocent look to her. She got through with all four judges sending her to Hollywood and that is one sweet sexy hot girl this Samantha Sidley keep a lookout for her although she would probably struggle with other genres to be honest.

Then you had a few other who went through but were not that interesting enough to get a longer look, before the essential sob story of each episode finally came. Angelica Puente had constant fights with her best friend her dad and eventually left home and wanted to let her parents know that she wasn't throwing her life away and came onto the American Idol auditions to show them that. I am not sure how that works but well she is ok looking so it is never a bad thing for American Idol to have more eye candy. Angelica Puente has a beautiful voice and is actually quite sweet as well so two hot American Idol babes in a row that must be something of a record in this Season 7 so far. The judges put her through and hopefully we all get to see more of her.

The next guy was a rocker dude David Cook great voice and acts just like Chris Daughtry you know that arrogant tip but just a little bit less maybe more confident in a way hopefully you do not get any more Daughtry because that guy obviously got a little too big for his shoes when he is just another wannabe rocker with bad tunes and hogs the pop charts instead of the rock ones. But the next one was a joker not a rocker. Johnny Escamilla thinks he is James Brown but he dances like William Hung and sings well enough to clear Paula Abdul's hiccups. He was awful just awful.

Perrie Cataldo Arrested Before For Possession Of Firearm

Perrie Cataldo the American Idol season 7 audition guy who told a sob story of how his wife had been at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people and doing the wrong thing and basically something fatal must have happened to her, and in the end both Perrie and his son were left and being a single dad he felt a renewed sense of responsibility and decided to mend his ways and from being a man with an arrest record for carrying a gun into a bar and fighting with security, Perrie Cataldo is now a changed man it seems as he declared on TV on American Idol Season 7 auditions. What happened after was that some media dug into his past and decided to spill the beans on his ugly record (and mug shot) and you can see more of this in this AP video clip:

American Idol Season 7 Auditions South Carolina

Going into the South with South Carolina the friendliest city in America, American Idol hopes to unearth more fabulous singing and comedy talents in the dark reaches of the United States of America. In Charleston South Carolina to be exact. First up was another effeminate American nutter Raysharde Henderson who says he's just like Clay Aitken but he looks worse with that Afro hairdo which is so passe it's quite amazing and hilarious that there are still people in America who walk out of their homes with that kind of hair. What are they thinking and they still expect to become the next American Idol which is now into its seventh 7th season and who would buy a record from a guy on the cover with a 70s hairdo that positively reeks of unwashed and bad hygiene? Worse was to come when Raysharde Henderson opened his big mouth and crap fell out of it. The judges all agreed and booted him off the show but were actually pretty nice about it.

Following that crazy afro hairdo Raysharde Henderson was a fat girl Deanna Prevatte who thinks she could be the next Kelly Pickler. My god Kelly Pickler is the perfect dumb bimbo with huge hooters that you want to bring home every night to your bedroom and forget about the next day but one look at this girl Deanna and you'd probably want to curl up next to the fireplace and cry yourself to sleep. She certainly loves to speak her mind a real firebrand but too bad the looks department aren't up to par. And so were her vocals she sang and acted like a real firebrand alright she looked absolutely mental with a crazed look in her eyes it was frightening would you want to be served by a waitress like that on your Sunday morning? Just another typical American nutter not your new American Idol.

Randy Stark and Crystal Ortiz must absolutely be a pair of losers who hang out at the American Idol official website message boards and then decided to get their five minutes of fame on the show by going on to the auditions in South Carolina and singing some crazy song and pretending to be a loving couple. It was disgusting and typical of what Americans are so desperate to get - their five minutes of fame. Simon though wanted more when he asked them to check into a hotel - you never know with these mental Europeans they really love it kinky, but not on American Idol please no. The next 'couple' were brother and sister pair Jefferey and Michelle Lampkin although it looked more like a sister and sister pair if you know what I mean! All that bow chicka chicka wow wow Deanna Russo nonsense was irritating and those two plump mamas should really have skipped the American Idol season 7 auditions to spare us viewers. Incredibly the two could sing decently but like Simon Cowell said the ending was quite inappropriate it smelled of the 'i' word but Randy loved it and said it was just a song. Only in America, only in America. And the judges let both of them through they did kind of deserve it but the trying to be comedians thing must go when they get to Hollywood but you suspect Simon just wanted them to be around for humor's sake.

Amy Cathryn or Flynn is your wannabe poster girl with perfect leanings and perfect lives abstaining from sex, drugs and alcohol and preaching abstinence from sex for her fellow schoolmates in a Catholic school. We all know how far that brought another famous pop wreck who looks positively a mental wreck right now with bad skin. Amy Cathryn or Catherine Flynn is just another mental case obviously who has probably been schooled too long in a Catholic school of America but it makes for great TV and that is why she's on American Idol this season. Unfortunately I thought she didn't have much of a voice. There's certainly potential, but not quite good yet. And then there's her annoying cutesy mannerisms god she should stop that already. Trying to be cute just isn't gonna get you any fans on this show. Certainly when you think you're that hot when you aren't, Amy Flynn. But at the end of the auditions, she is going to Hollywood let's just hope she gets booted out, or if she stays, I can assure you Amy Flynn will be the next Britney Spears, what with her rubbish about abstinence from sex.

And finally a hottie for the day with London Weidberg super hot babe beautiful blonde white hair and great fine features sharp at the right places and lean when you mean it. She starts by telling her sob story of her dead father who sadly passed away from cancer, but all you want to know is if she could sing so that you see more of her in Hollywood. Oh and her mom Robin is hot as well. Well she can sing, but I thought she wasn't all that hot in the vocals department certainly a nice voice like Randy and Paula said but her choice of song was horrible it didn't sound tuneful and in fact it sounded like she was out of tune most of the time. Still, a blessing in disguise perhaps she has made it through to Hollywood and we will be seeing more of this blonde lean mean hottie London Weidberg.

Lyndsey Goodman can sing and she can fly, but she sure has weird eyes. She looks like she's half asleep or half dead. It's scary this Lyndsey Goodman's eyes. Luckily in a small way she won't be at Hollywood for the next remake of Night of the Living Dead as the judges said no to her despite having a good voice. I like big hooters as much as the next guy, but the next American Idol contestant Aretha certainly takes the cake and perhaps she should start producing natural silicone implants instead. Fortunately she wouldn't be in Hollywood as her voice broke and she wasn't as good as she thought she was. Another nutcase who lives in her own universe she was horrible and she really thinks she's the next Aretha.

American Idol Auditions San Diego Kicks Off With Tetiana Ostapowych

Despite the news of Australian actor Heath Ledger's untimely death, the American Idol season 7 auditions continued unabated with the third city in which the auditions were held for American Idol hopefuls - San Diego. The show kicked off with two old guys introducing the show before being asked to show more enthusiasm which they promptly failed to do. First to come up before the judges was Californian hottie Tetiana Ostapowych. Now the blonde firebrand could sing and showed loads of confidence but Simon Cowell hated her attitude and said she was obnoxious but still said yes to Tetiana hitting Hollywood. So did the other two judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson.

Now this is great news for season 7 of American Idol as so far eye candy and good voices have been in rare supply with that combination. The first two episodes last week had Kristy Lee but that was about it as the others did not inspire too much interest. Tetiana is hot no doubt about it and she is pretty, but what made her ooze sex appeal was her utmost confidence in herself and to back that up the girl has a great slightly husky sexy voice. Will Tetiana Ostapowych become the next American Idol rumor hot girl?

Next up you had potential sob story and single dad Perry and his cute little kid Evian and Perry is a single parent after his wife got killed for some reason or another which sounded rough but he pulled through as a man and brought his little boy up and is now entering American Idol season 7 to try to provide for a better life for his kid which means that he is hoping to win the thing or fame and fortune and hit records for more money so that his kid will have food and clothes to wear and they will live comfortably for the rest of their lives. Thing is, the guy is a decent singer and the judges let him go to Hollywood as well together with Tetiana Ostapowych and he might give the other singers a run for their money but the thing about Perry is that he is not quite a looker so odds are against him but he did give a fine rendition of I Wanna Make Love To You by Boyz II Men.

Michael Johns the ex Australian native and quite a looker he has the pipes man and sang a soul tune by Otis Redding the judges loved him and thought he was a white soul boy and all let him proceed to Hollywood as well. Now that was quite a surprise first three up on the show and all went through but surprise surprise you had a whole bunch of bad singers and American Idol rejects and jokers after that. Unfortunately on top of that none were as funny as last week's new William Hung in Reynaldo Lupez who really took the American Idol world by storm with his hit rendition of a self-penned monster tune We Are Brothers. I am sure everyone loved him to bits, even Simon thought he was brilliant and enjoyed himself thoroughly.

Full bodied and huge chested Valerie Reyes was next up. Stating Mariah Carey as her idol, this girl has the body to rival that of the pop diva but when she was slightly slimmer. But if you have seen the latest photos of Mariah Carey topless you might have seen the woman is hard bodied and fit as hell with abs of steel but nobody would actually be interested in that. Back to Valerie Reyes, shots of her on American Idol season 7 auditions showed how much potential the girl has especially above her waist, but what a lousy singer this Valerie Reyes is. She really thought she was Mariah Carey and tried to do crazy runs but she cannot sing and Valerie is obviously living in her own world when the judges laughed after her audition and Simon said Oh MY God and she said "YES! I hope that means that was good and not bad!" and was so obviously delighted with herself. And Simon made a slightly racist remark when he said the only resemblance Valerie had with Mariah Carey was that she was darker but he should have noticed that the best resemblance Valerie had with Mariah Carey was her big busty chest which really made her hot but Valerie Reyes will not be joining the rest of the Idol hopefuls in Hollywood.

With Christopher you wonder again if the guy is actually a professional comedian trying to gain some exposure on the show and not someone in the 'healthcare' industry as he proclaims. Obviously he was not listening to whatever the judges were saying and purely wanted his five minutes of fame in the spotlight and continued to sing like crap and tried to milk his time for all its worth. Unfortunately Christopher nobody would remember you a day later you did not have a unique style or image to your comedy routines. Perhaps you should learn from Milo Turk.

To prove that bad boys really get the girls, Samantha Musa then professed her adoration for Simon Cowell and said that it was the bad boy image that Simon had which made him so hot and so many girls swoon over him. Well, Samantha was one hot mama herself. You could see Simon wanted to sleep with the girl as well as he double checked her details while looking over Paula's shoulder. The judges put her through and this kooky Samantha and Kiera Knightley look alike (but without the anorexic look) will be on the American Idol scandal radar.

An obvious professional comedian is Alberto Hurtado, the long haired, long fingernailed, effeminate fat ugly guy who, if not a comedian, must really sit at home playing with his dolls all day. It was disgusting seeing him on American Idol season 7, even for laughs. It was all in poor taste from Alberto Hurtado and that is not to say the TV network that American Idol is shown on. The comedy routine he chose was tasteless and not funny and quite frankly this guy might not go anywhere with his chosen profession.

One potential winner this year in season 7 of American Idol is definitely Carly Smithson. The girl can sing and actually got picked in season 5 but was booted out due to an ineligible visa. But she's back this year and looking to make up for lost time. I'm not too sure if she could handle every genre thrown at her and Carly is definitely nervous about things and you could see negativity and bad things have affected her confidence so that might play badly when she performs in the qualifiers but definitely Carly Smithson could be your next American Idol in 2008.

American Idol Audition Performance Had Judges In Hysterics

Here's an interesting bit on the American Idol Season 7 auditions that premiered the past 2 nights. A guy who obviously had a fetish for American Idol judge Simon Cowell, named Renaldo Lapuz, went into the auditions trying to attract their attention and even danced with Randy, Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest. Here's more on this hilarious audition bit:

American Idol Season 7 Milo Turk No Sex Allowed

Now this was perhaps one of the highlights of the first American Idol Season 7 audition screened on Tuesday night. Self-proclaimed social worker Milo Turk forced his way into the show and insisted on singing his self-penned song for the judges and to the world as he needed to bring his message across to the world which he claims to be in danger of spiralling towards depravity and you can catch the great big funny when he sings his song "No Sex Allowed". While this season of American Idol has relied on the same old gimmicks to generate interest, you must say that it usually works, especially when you rely on nutters and crazies like Milo Turk, as well as the occasional angry white thrash like the vet wanna be who swore to prove to the world what she had after being rejected by the American Idol judges. There was also the pre-requisite lame Asian man who can't sing and the howling banshees who believe they are the next divas or Mariah Carey.

However, Milo Turk really takes the piss on American Idol and you wonder how the man can be a social worker, but of course we don't really know he is one for sure. He just says he is. Hopefully he isn't because he looks more like a depraved pervert than someone who knows how to care for those in need.

But guess what? Milo Turk is actually a professional comedian and it appears that American Idol is now a growing popular hotbed for wanna be comedians trying to make it big but even funnier is that Milo Turk has made it to the big time before. But I thought he wasn't really that funny, more like lame.

American Idol is Back - Season 7 Better Than Ever

Or is American Idol Season 7 the biggest anti-climax of the year? As the show opened with the Philadelphia auditions screened on Tuesday night, there was nothing different from previous seasons and it was the same old formula of finding the worst auditions and making them a global laughing stock, not that they didn't ask for it. But while there remain millions of fans worldwide, season 7 of American Idol looks tired and even the judges seemed jaded. Simon lacked his usual venom and Randy was quieter than past years. Hell, even the auditions were not as hilarious as the past seasons.

One that stuck in the mind was that of the hairy belly dancer guy who even bothered to listen to Paula Abdul's sickening advice to shave it off. And he did! Ouch! If you thought all that hair made it disgusting, wait till you see a totally clean shaven upper half of a fat wobbly guy dressed in belly dancing kit!

You gotta give American Idol credit though - the first audition episode unearthed some gems already and I am sure many are just waiting for their first American Idol sex scandal for Season 7. There was the training martial artist cum wrestler Kristy Lee Cook who sold a horse just to get to the auditions. Hot chick fit mama! Keep your eyes out on Kristy Lee Cook let's hope she gets through to the finals and hangs around, word is she was once under Britney Spears' label and has had a record album out before but did not make it. And the last one on the first audition - goody two shoes but looks deliciously quirky. The girls had their eye candy as well with that dreadlocked chap but that was about it for girls on American Idol season 7, but enough to leave imaginations running for the next Kelly Pickler or Jessica Sierra!

According to ratings released by Nielsen, American Idol season 7 was the lowest rated in four years, down 13 per cent from last year. But the surprising news is that the show still beat its competition from other shows. Wow that's quite a statement and you can betcha there are still hordes of American Idol fans who can't wait to catch more of the show.

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