American Idol Season 7 Auditions At Omaha

So the auditions for season 7 of American Idol continues this week at Omaha and the show kicks off talking about corn how it is the main export of Omaha and then it highlights the missing Paula Abdul judge of American Idol due to a delayed flight so the other two judges Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell had to do without her and their first contestant happens to be the extremely effeminate Chris Bernheisel who cried and sucked up to the judges and sang really bad but it must have been the effeminate side of Chris Bernheisel because after being told that he sucked really bad by Simon Cowell, he asked to audition to be the host for the American Idol finals and Simon actually gave him the gig for his local Fox TV network 42 and said that if they do not give it to him he will step in. Wow that's a nice touch by Simon Cowell maybe he really likes effeminate guys.

The second guy steps up and we still haven't got a hot chick in sight. Jason Rich made fun of his small town of 500 heck that's even less people than a jungle village do they really still have that in America? Maybe he did not have enough people to sing in front of to build his confidence and nerves because he freaking lost it in front of the judges Jason Rich had a nice voice it seemed but he totally blew it when he got nervous and forgot the lyrics. All he had was the first line. But he eventually composed himself and sang his heart out and the judges gave him a chance in Hollywood.

Next up was a butch in the making she looked ok but built like a man those shoulders were too big. Rachel Wicker looked huge for a woman but when she opened that mouth oh god she sounded like a country lass. But Simon thought she sounded old and was 50. The other two judges let her through but you know what if Rachel Wicker slimmed down enough she might just be the next Carrie Underwood.

Now if you wanted a part timer for your next horror flick the next contestant shown on American Idol might be your pick. Sarah Whitaker one time professional wrestler and now goth lover put on a broadway musical for the judges and basically scared Ryan Seacrest to death. Sarah is a strange one but she was probably just mental. But the next girl who walked in wow she was hot! Samantha Sidley - the judges thought of using her as fun fodder for Ryan Seacrest's maiden judging shot but goodness this girl could sing! Samantha had a great sexy mid tone voice and had that sexy seductive innocent look to her. She got through with all four judges sending her to Hollywood and that is one sweet sexy hot girl this Samantha Sidley keep a lookout for her although she would probably struggle with other genres to be honest.

Then you had a few other who went through but were not that interesting enough to get a longer look, before the essential sob story of each episode finally came. Angelica Puente had constant fights with her best friend her dad and eventually left home and wanted to let her parents know that she wasn't throwing her life away and came onto the American Idol auditions to show them that. I am not sure how that works but well she is ok looking so it is never a bad thing for American Idol to have more eye candy. Angelica Puente has a beautiful voice and is actually quite sweet as well so two hot American Idol babes in a row that must be something of a record in this Season 7 so far. The judges put her through and hopefully we all get to see more of her.

The next guy was a rocker dude David Cook great voice and acts just like Chris Daughtry you know that arrogant tip but just a little bit less maybe more confident in a way hopefully you do not get any more Daughtry because that guy obviously got a little too big for his shoes when he is just another wannabe rocker with bad tunes and hogs the pop charts instead of the rock ones. But the next one was a joker not a rocker. Johnny Escamilla thinks he is James Brown but he dances like William Hung and sings well enough to clear Paula Abdul's hiccups. He was awful just awful.