American Idol Season 7 Auditions South Carolina

Going into the South with South Carolina the friendliest city in America, American Idol hopes to unearth more fabulous singing and comedy talents in the dark reaches of the United States of America. In Charleston South Carolina to be exact. First up was another effeminate American nutter Raysharde Henderson who says he's just like Clay Aitken but he looks worse with that Afro hairdo which is so passe it's quite amazing and hilarious that there are still people in America who walk out of their homes with that kind of hair. What are they thinking and they still expect to become the next American Idol which is now into its seventh 7th season and who would buy a record from a guy on the cover with a 70s hairdo that positively reeks of unwashed and bad hygiene? Worse was to come when Raysharde Henderson opened his big mouth and crap fell out of it. The judges all agreed and booted him off the show but were actually pretty nice about it.

Following that crazy afro hairdo Raysharde Henderson was a fat girl Deanna Prevatte who thinks she could be the next Kelly Pickler. My god Kelly Pickler is the perfect dumb bimbo with huge hooters that you want to bring home every night to your bedroom and forget about the next day but one look at this girl Deanna and you'd probably want to curl up next to the fireplace and cry yourself to sleep. She certainly loves to speak her mind a real firebrand but too bad the looks department aren't up to par. And so were her vocals she sang and acted like a real firebrand alright she looked absolutely mental with a crazed look in her eyes it was frightening would you want to be served by a waitress like that on your Sunday morning? Just another typical American nutter not your new American Idol.

Randy Stark and Crystal Ortiz must absolutely be a pair of losers who hang out at the American Idol official website message boards and then decided to get their five minutes of fame on the show by going on to the auditions in South Carolina and singing some crazy song and pretending to be a loving couple. It was disgusting and typical of what Americans are so desperate to get - their five minutes of fame. Simon though wanted more when he asked them to check into a hotel - you never know with these mental Europeans they really love it kinky, but not on American Idol please no. The next 'couple' were brother and sister pair Jefferey and Michelle Lampkin although it looked more like a sister and sister pair if you know what I mean! All that bow chicka chicka wow wow Deanna Russo nonsense was irritating and those two plump mamas should really have skipped the American Idol season 7 auditions to spare us viewers. Incredibly the two could sing decently but like Simon Cowell said the ending was quite inappropriate it smelled of the 'i' word but Randy loved it and said it was just a song. Only in America, only in America. And the judges let both of them through they did kind of deserve it but the trying to be comedians thing must go when they get to Hollywood but you suspect Simon just wanted them to be around for humor's sake.

Amy Cathryn or Flynn is your wannabe poster girl with perfect leanings and perfect lives abstaining from sex, drugs and alcohol and preaching abstinence from sex for her fellow schoolmates in a Catholic school. We all know how far that brought another famous pop wreck who looks positively a mental wreck right now with bad skin. Amy Cathryn or Catherine Flynn is just another mental case obviously who has probably been schooled too long in a Catholic school of America but it makes for great TV and that is why she's on American Idol this season. Unfortunately I thought she didn't have much of a voice. There's certainly potential, but not quite good yet. And then there's her annoying cutesy mannerisms god she should stop that already. Trying to be cute just isn't gonna get you any fans on this show. Certainly when you think you're that hot when you aren't, Amy Flynn. But at the end of the auditions, she is going to Hollywood let's just hope she gets booted out, or if she stays, I can assure you Amy Flynn will be the next Britney Spears, what with her rubbish about abstinence from sex.

And finally a hottie for the day with London Weidberg super hot babe beautiful blonde white hair and great fine features sharp at the right places and lean when you mean it. She starts by telling her sob story of her dead father who sadly passed away from cancer, but all you want to know is if she could sing so that you see more of her in Hollywood. Oh and her mom Robin is hot as well. Well she can sing, but I thought she wasn't all that hot in the vocals department certainly a nice voice like Randy and Paula said but her choice of song was horrible it didn't sound tuneful and in fact it sounded like she was out of tune most of the time. Still, a blessing in disguise perhaps she has made it through to Hollywood and we will be seeing more of this blonde lean mean hottie London Weidberg.

Lyndsey Goodman can sing and she can fly, but she sure has weird eyes. She looks like she's half asleep or half dead. It's scary this Lyndsey Goodman's eyes. Luckily in a small way she won't be at Hollywood for the next remake of Night of the Living Dead as the judges said no to her despite having a good voice. I like big hooters as much as the next guy, but the next American Idol contestant Aretha certainly takes the cake and perhaps she should start producing natural silicone implants instead. Fortunately she wouldn't be in Hollywood as her voice broke and she wasn't as good as she thought she was. Another nutcase who lives in her own universe she was horrible and she really thinks she's the next Aretha.