Wednesday, February 13, 2008

American Idol Season 7 Top 50 Becomes Top 24

So who from the Top 50 made it to the American Idol Top 24 list for season 7? It's not like you don't already know since we revealed it earlier before this episode was aired today and even a mystery picture from Fox which showed the Top 24 contestants with Simon Cowell's face pasted over them provided many clues as to who got through. But today's show started as usual in good old American style - full of cheese and corn and showing how short Ryan Seacrest really is.

With this season 7 having some of the best talents ever since American Idol started, it was fair that the judges had a tough job on their hands in selecting the top 24 list, especially when there was no benefit of a last round of auditions to convince them. Simon Cowell did not seem happy with the final picks but as long as the winner goes to his label, why should he care too much.

It was fun as usual watching all the fake oh my goshes and sad looks on the American Idol hopefuls when they heard a fellow contestant did not make the cut for the Top 24. C'mon now peeps! One down, one more chance for you. That's the thing about American Idol - it really shows you how fake people are. And Asia'H Epperson was the first one to display that - now we all know Asia'H Epperson made it ever since her Myspace page was taken off by Fox. But girl, enough of that personal tragedy spin and fake goody two shoes persona. I know you can sing, but keep it real, Asia'H. And get rid of that overdone makeup.

There was never any doubt that Carly Smithson would make it. The European's got great power and range in her vocals but lacks just that little bit of confidence. Paula Abdul the evil little witch decided to mess around with Carly Smithson's head before letting her know that she made it to the Top 24. This really showed how evil Paula Abdul really is and she's the number one poser on American Idol. Simon Cowell thought she was bad ass and gave her a piece of his mind.

I'm not so sure why David Cook wowed the judges, except Simon. He almost lost his voice there and does not have that versatility required to shine on American Idol. Remember contestants are supposed to sing in various genres. Amanda Overmyer has a much better voice but again, that unsuitability of her voice in other genres would work against her. And she's got a really bad look. Goth will never make it on American Idol.

Paralyzed vocal boy David Archeluta was a shoo in for the Top 24 for American Idol season 7 since the preliminary auditions but he does have some dodgy pitch problems and it will be magnified tenfold come the Top 24 auditions trust me. No matter how much of a pure voice and 'complete package' you might have, you still need to nail the notes perfectly, David.

Kristy Lee Cook is next she's hot just hot but really Kristy has a problem she does not seem to be able to sing anything well or consistently enough except Amazing Grace and I'm afraid she might not last beyond the first week of the Top 24. American Idol season 7 needs you, Kristy, so buck up and show the world that you can sing just as well as you look. I'm gonna buy that old CD of yours now.

Brooke The Nanny White actually does look like The Nanny in the film of the same name. Perhaps she needs to start watching some R rated movies in order to calm her nerves. I never understood why these American Idol contestants would cry so much. Brooke White'll quit if she doesn't get to the Top 24 even though we know she did get through but these children are not that passionate about their music really. Giving up if you don't make it in American Idol? Brooke White does look increasingly hot though, especially in that little red one piece.

Now I don't really like Danny Noriega that much. He's a strange looking kid and either he really loves theatre or likes soap on the floor. Kinda over confident as well, different from when he got booted out in a previous season. Still, he is impressive on vocals, but if you did not make it previously, you ain't gonna make it this time, Danny Noriega.

Nothing much has been made of young Alexandre Lushington but keep an eye out for this girl. She might just do big things this season. I remember her audition and she was really good. Another one that should do well enough would be short little cutie Ramiele Malubay because the whole Filipino community would be voting for her and that's one huge group you can bet your bottom dollar on it. Simon Cowell just wants to hug her you know it that old dirty man.

Strongest guy in the Top 24 list would be Michael Johns great voice and range but again he might suffer from having to sing other genres beyond that of which he's comfortable with so we shall see how he does next week. Syesha Mercado made it as well and the only things that she needs to improve are her health and that silly hairdo. Spare a little thought for Josiah Leming though - thought his Hollywood auditions really sucked but the guy obviously wanted it so bad and his segment after getting turned down for the Top 24 list was the most heartbreaking moment on American Idol season 7 so far.

Colton Berry has no chance. Making up the numbers that is all. Maybe for Paula Abdul to hug when she wants little boys to cuddle up with. But Joanne Borgella should do well for a while as she's likeable and has a big voice although it kinda gets squeaky in the higher register. It's a little too bad Cardin McKinney did not make it through as she does have that look for an American Idol future scandal watch but we'll have to do with Amy Davis and Kristy Lee Cook for now.

So it's on to the Top 24 elimination rounds starting next week with the Top 12 guys and girls before decision day on Thursday. Can't wait for more of American Idol this season 7 - I'm sure you can't either!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

seriously.. Paula is not evil. she would never have done what she did to Carly, if they were going to say no to her! the amount of pressure she put Carly under is Nothing compared to what its like to sing live on TV later in the season. and i mean, carly was CLEARLY paula's favorite contestant, she even gave her a kiss.